（标题玩梗自《枪炮、病菌与钢铁》，无冒犯之意。）记得是在上周五的午休期间，我像往常一样等着外卖小哥的电话，强忍着饿意看了看手机：超时 10 分钟，因恶劣天气，本单不予赔付……所谓屋漏偏逢连夜雨，损友此时发来张满是炸鸡和汉堡的海报。定睛一看，原来是肯德基和《最终幻想14》联手搞了个活动，买一份 94 块的套餐，还赠送专属的“黑色肥陆行鸟”坐骑。作为 FF14 的大混子，作为垃圾食品的爱好者，也作为饿肚子的补偿，我当时就暗下决心 —— 这个鸡是吃定了。后来才发现，抱着同样想法的绝对不止我一个。FF14 的圈子就像着魔了一般，从官方运营到普通玩家，去肯德基“刷鸡”成了一项新的“副本任务”。有人单枪匹...
(The title is from Gun, Bacteria and Steel, without offence.) I remember that during my lunch break last Friday, I waited for my takeaway brother's call as usual and looked at my cell phone with hunger: 10 minutes overtime, due to bad weather, this bill is not compensated... The so-called house leak happened to rain overnight, and a poster full of fried chickens and hamburgers was sent to the injured friend at this time. Looking closely, it turned out that KFC and Final Fantasy 14 had jointly organized an activity to buy a set meal of 94 yuan, and gave away the exclusive "Black Fat Land Bird" mount. As a big bastard of FF14, a junk food lover and a compensator for hunger, I made up my mind that the chicken was ready. Later, it was discovered that I was not the only one with the same idea. FF14 circle is like a magic, from official operations to ordinary players, to KFC "brush chicken" has become a new "copy task". Somebody's single shot.
